We all knew this wasn’t going to be easy. We all know that Parma is a very strong side that has caused problems for a lot of teams during this Serie A-campaign and they are sure on the rise to fight with the top teams in Italy… no wait, none of that is true. They suck.

I’m not going to come up with excuses or explanations, I leave that to a man with a more diplomatic mindstate than myself. Parma sucks. They really do.
“Don’t you mean that Parma is a good team, going through a rough patch and are given less credit than they deserve?”
No, they suck. Unfortunatly, that says quite a lot more about us, Inter, than it says about Parma.

Today, Inter shows a goalkeeper with seemingly large affection for Parma, since he let’s pretty much everything in between his legs against them. A defensive line looking like beheaded chickens the way they jump around without a clue to what the next chicken is up to. We got one winger in Obi who is not there at all when needed. We got Dodo that makes me want to chew my own arms of because of his useless crosses. We got a midfield where Gary Medel sure does a lot of hard work in winning the ball, but at the midfield, there is no options. Everybody standing still. We got Icardi who is a good player, but I think we’re playing him wrong. I don’t know, but how about actually providing him with a ball, in attack, facing the target… instead of having Icardi dropping down to midfield to collect the ball with two defenders going to second base behind him from the back. To make the attack even stronger we have Palacio who is about as cold as that lost and lonely little meatball you find in a big block of ice when you’re defrosting your freezer. And on top of the pyramid sits the King Khufu of my anxiety attacks. Walter Mazzarri.

I’ve just about had it with Mazzarri. The faith is gone and at this point, I don’t see any reason why Thohir should waste another day with Mazzarri. We should not be happy with the last six points we got. We won against two lesser teams due to penalties, we all know that is not the way of a team striving to play in Europe next season. Inter does not lack quality players. We have, in my opinion, a stronger squad than we had last year. Inter lacks tactitcs. Because there is something that Parma are, and Fiorentina are, and Hellas Verona, Milan, Juventus, Roma and Cesena are. They are teams. We are not. We are eleven players.

So finally, I would like the president to answer me. So, Mr. Thohir. If this is not enough for you to give Mazzarri “Das Stiefel”, then what is? We have not forgot Moratti and Moratti took action, not always with the best results, but he took action. When will you act?